Is there ever a time for Gold Teeth?

Gold. Teeth. Not fronts, not diamonds, just plain old 14k Gold Teeth caps. There was a point in time where golds were tolerated (never acceptable) I think it was the late 80s. Jeri Curls were the hairstyle dejour, track suits were all the rage, and GOLD CAPPED TEETHED ruled the inner city.
Now I'm not hating on someone feeling like gold is a nice place to park their money until the economy comes back...and I can even see wanting to keep a close eye on your investment. But really you're 35 and under and you had Golds??? What are you thinking? Who are you? What kind of trash are you? And why didn't the golds scare everyone that knew you away?

The Rude B